1. Your anchor is the size of a basketball rim
2. You've placed a truck cap on top of your 12 ft boat
3. A 'good catch' is a bucket full of WHITE BASS!...say it with me...WIPE ASS!
4. You truly believe that your 15 lb thrust trolling motor will get you from Maple Street to Buttonwood in about 10 minutes
5. You have the Ft Meigs Motel on Speed dial
6. You commonly mistake a sucker as a brook trout
More later!
2 comments:
Isn't it nice to know that you can fish this spring guilt free?! You don't have to have your dissertation in the back of your mind. CHEERS!
Dr. Walleye,
Have you ever had your waders on a little too long and started to feel a little "unfresh" down south. Do you know of any cures for this ailment I have dubbed "wader wiener."
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